top salesman?

Question by DC: top salesman?
A young guy from Virginia moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”

The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Virginia.”

The boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many sales did you make today?”

The kid says, “One.”

The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?”

Kid says, “$ 101,237.64.”

Boss says, “$ 101,237.64? What did you sell him?”

Kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.”

The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”

Kid says, “No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Well, since your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.’”

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Slave trader ledger p.22

Slave trader ledger p.22
Virginia Homes For Sale

Image by Special Collections at Wofford College
Title: Slave trader ledger of William James Smith
Date Original: 1844-1854
Description: This
ledger meticulously details the prices paid and received for African-American
slaves, as well as the expenses incurred by Smith in undertaking this business
venture, such as feeding, clothing, sheltering, and nursing the people he had
purchased. The details of the book illustrate that Smith took several "trips"
between 1844 and 1854 to buy and sell slaves — detailed records of purchases
and sales of "Negroes" exist for all of the years between 1844 and 1854. The
listing of expenses for the year of 1844 (the most complete account) indicate
that that year Smith traveled from the Piedmont to Charleston, then to Richmond,
Virginia and other towns and cities in central Virginia such as Charlottesville,
Madison, Orange, Gordonsville, and Fredericksburg. The expense records indicate
that Smith returned to the Piedmont via an overland route that passed through
Lincolnton, North Carolina (between Charlotte and Hickory). That year he undertook
business as far south as Hamburg, South Carolina (near Augusta, Georgia).

Creator: Smith, William James
Subject(s): Smith, William James
Slavery
Slaves–United States–History–19th century–Sources.
Slave-trade–America–History–19th century.
Alternative Title:
Publisher: Wofford College
Contributor:
Date Digital: 2009-09
Type: Text
Format [medium]: Manuscript
Format [IMT]: image/jpeg
Digitization Specifications: 800ppi 24-bit depth color; Scanned with
an Epson 15000 Photo scanner with Epson Scan software; Archival master is a
TIFF; Original converted to JPEG with Irfan View software.
Resource Identifier:
Source: The original from which this digital representation
is taken is housed in The
Littlejohn Collection
at Wofford College,
located in the Sandor Teszler Library.
Language:En-us English
Relation [is part of]:The
Littlejohn Collection

Rights Management: This digital representation has been
licensed under an Attribution
– Noncommercial- No Derivatives Creative Commons license
.

Contributing Institution: Wofford College
Web Site: http://www.wofford.edu/library/littlejohn-home.aspx

Virginia unemployment, am I eligible?

Question by : Virginia unemployment, am I eligible?
I had been working in Virginia for 5.5 years and recently relocated to Pennsylvania and took a job there. I am a commissioned sales person with a small salary. I was given a figure by the president of the company that the lowest paid sales person made with his company. Once I was there and learned more through company statistic access and from the other sales people I learned this was very far from the truth. After my training period I was told to go to work temporarily in one of their communities that was over an hour drive away. Knowing I wasn’t going to be able to make the money I was told I would I was concerned about having to drive so far and the amount of fuel I would use every week to get there. I expressed all of these concerns to the sales manager. I was suffering migraine headaches over this because I was also living in one of the company’s homes at their encouragement with a large rent payment and would now have to move again after being there only a month and a half.

I emailed the two sales managers my concerned and heard back from one who addressed many of the issues and made me feel better about them. I told her I was willing to go to the new neighborhood. Then the other manager called me and was angry I talked to the first manager and told me not to report to work until I heard back from him. I was placed on administrative leave. I then attended a meeting between myself, the president, and the two sales managers where they let me go with no explanantion other than they felt they had no other choice.

I know this is hard to understand and I am willing to answer any other questions but can you please give me an idea if I will now qualify for UE benefits? I have a call scheduled with a deputy soon.

Thank you in advance.
Thanks for your reply. I understand it is impossible to know without hearing both sides of the story. It would help me if they would have given me a cause for letting me go but all the president said was he saw no other choice. I wasn’t rude or demanding. I actually told them I didn’t want any special favors from them. I basically just said that I have been extremely stressed out since realizing that some of the things I had been told were not true and that I now had to move out of the home they provided me and figure out how to live on the income that was realistic. I told them that other sales people there had told me things that scared me and made me realize it wasn’t the job I thought it was going to be. I didn’t name names but I do know the one manager did not want me around any other salespeople after that. I really am confused and like I said just wish they would have told me why. I could prepare a better defense if I knew exactly what their reason was. Thanks again.

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Slave trader ledger p.20

Slave trader ledger p.20
Virginia Homes For Sale

Image by Special Collections at Wofford College
Title: Slave trader ledger of William James Smith
Date Original: 1844-1854
Description: This
ledger meticulously details the prices paid and received for African-American
slaves, as well as the expenses incurred by Smith in undertaking this business
venture, such as feeding, clothing, sheltering, and nursing the people he had
purchased. The details of the book illustrate that Smith took several "trips"
between 1844 and 1854 to buy and sell slaves — detailed records of purchases
and sales of "Negroes" exist for all of the years between 1844 and 1854. The
listing of expenses for the year of 1844 (the most complete account) indicate
that that year Smith traveled from the Piedmont to Charleston, then to Richmond,
Virginia and other towns and cities in central Virginia such as Charlottesville,
Madison, Orange, Gordonsville, and Fredericksburg. The expense records indicate
that Smith returned to the Piedmont via an overland route that passed through
Lincolnton, North Carolina (between Charlotte and Hickory). That year he undertook
business as far south as Hamburg, South Carolina (near Augusta, Georgia).

Creator: Smith, William James
Subject(s): Smith, William James
Slavery
Slaves–United States–History–19th century–Sources.
Slave-trade–America–History–19th century.
Alternative Title:
Publisher: Wofford College
Contributor:
Date Digital: 2009-09
Type: Text
Format [medium]: Manuscript
Format [IMT]: image/jpeg
Digitization Specifications: 800ppi 24-bit depth color; Scanned with
an Epson 15000 Photo scanner with Epson Scan software; Archival master is a
TIFF; Original converted to JPEG with Irfan View software.
Resource Identifier:
Source: The original from which this digital representation
is taken is housed in The
Littlejohn Collection
at Wofford College,
located in the Sandor Teszler Library.
Language:En-us English
Relation [is part of]:The
Littlejohn Collection

Rights Management: This digital representation has been
licensed under an Attribution
– Noncommercial- No Derivatives Creative Commons license
.

Contributing Institution: Wofford College
Web Site: http://www.wofford.edu/library/littlejohn-home.aspx

Slave trader ledger p.29

Slave trader ledger p.29
Virginia Homes For Sale

Image by Special Collections at Wofford College
Title: Slave trader ledger of William James Smith
Date Original: 1844-1854
Description: This
ledger meticulously details the prices paid and received for African-American
slaves, as well as the expenses incurred by Smith in undertaking this business
venture, such as feeding, clothing, sheltering, and nursing the people he had
purchased. The details of the book illustrate that Smith took several "trips"
between 1844 and 1854 to buy and sell slaves — detailed records of purchases
and sales of "Negroes" exist for all of the years between 1844 and 1854. The
listing of expenses for the year of 1844 (the most complete account) indicate
that that year Smith traveled from the Piedmont to Charleston, then to Richmond,
Virginia and other towns and cities in central Virginia such as Charlottesville,
Madison, Orange, Gordonsville, and Fredericksburg. The expense records indicate
that Smith returned to the Piedmont via an overland route that passed through
Lincolnton, North Carolina (between Charlotte and Hickory). That year he undertook
business as far south as Hamburg, South Carolina (near Augusta, Georgia).

Creator: Smith, William James
Subject(s): Smith, William James
Slavery
Slaves–United States–History–19th century–Sources.
Slave-trade–America–History–19th century.
Alternative Title:
Publisher: Wofford College
Contributor:
Date Digital: 2009-09
Type: Text
Format [medium]: Manuscript
Format [IMT]: image/jpeg
Digitization Specifications: 800ppi 24-bit depth color; Scanned with
an Epson 15000 Photo scanner with Epson Scan software; Archival master is a
TIFF; Original converted to JPEG with Irfan View software.
Resource Identifier:
Source: The original from which this digital representation
is taken is housed in The
Littlejohn Collection
at Wofford College,
located in the Sandor Teszler Library.
Language:En-us English
Relation [is part of]:The
Littlejohn Collection

Rights Management: This digital representation has been
licensed under an Attribution
– Noncommercial- No Derivatives Creative Commons license
.

Contributing Institution: Wofford College
Web Site: http://www.wofford.edu/library/littlejohn-home.aspx

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