This is what happens when I have nothing to do. Don’t mind the crappy audio. Here’s a transcript: Are you looking to get YOUR Ya Ya’s Out? Feel like you’re on your way to your 19th Nervous Breakdown trying to figure out THIS years vacation? Then book your room at the Mick Jagger Hotel, located in the heart of London’s Sweet Virginia district… At Mick Jagger Hotel, we bring you the SATISFACTION you wont get anywhere else! All rooms come with lamps… beds… windows… and instead of the Holy Bible every room gets a copy of New York Hipster Marc Spitz’s book JAGGER! Enjoy the hotel restaurant, RUBY TUESDAY, where you can enjoy our special Goats Head Soup! Made with plenty of mouth watering Brown Sugar. Be a real rock star and get a tattoo in our on-site parlor, where we WILL Tattoo You! So take Route 66 2000 Lightyears from your home and Let’s Spend the Night (or nights) Together, where you won’t only get what you want, but you’ll also get what you need! Mick Jagger Hotel… not even wild horses could drag you away…